harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
A man enters abakerywith aloafof bread,＂I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad.＂
＂What!＂exclaimedthebaker.＂I’ve beenbakingbread for 25 years! ＂
The man replies,＂You should havesoldit right away!＂
Two Little Monkeys
兩隻猴子
The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other.
猴媽媽生了兩個猴子。她喜歡年幼的小猴子而不喜歡年長的大猴子。
One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came，running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and held the younger in her arms.
一天，他們正在森林裏玩的時候，一隻狼來了並向他們撲去。猴子匆忙帶着小猴子跑了，單獨留下大猴子。她跑着小猴子爬到樹上。
After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself.
過些時候，狼慢慢地離開了。母猴從他的懷裏放下小猴子。她吃驚的發現猴寶寶已經死了，因為小猴子在她的懷裏被摟地太緊了。過了很長時間，她才想起去尋找那隻大猴子。大猴子藏在一個大洞裏，他救了自己。
I read the Chinese version of “Camille” a few years ago. At that time I was deeply moved by the main character Marguerite Gautier. “Camille” or “The Lady of the Camellias” by Alexandre Dumas, fils, is the story of Marguerite Gautier,
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
Ten Candies
十塊糖
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat →←four, then how many candies do you have?”
媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖？”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“10塊。”吉姆説。
“Ten?” Mother asks.
“10塊？”媽媽問。
“Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
“是的，媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子裏面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎？”
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