One morning a countryman went to his goose's nest, and saw a yellow and glitteringegg took the egg home. To his delight, he found that it was an egg of pure gold.
Every morning the same thing occurred, and he soon became rich by selling his eggs.
The countryman became more and more greedy. He wanted to get all the gold at once, so he killed the goose, when he looked inside, he found nothing in its body.
A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE”
一個金髮外國人決定要去冰上釣魚。她拿上她的工具和釣魚竿去了冰上，並鑿出了一個大洞。然後聽見一個聲音説：
“冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！”
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE”
這個外國人很疑惑，把她的工具挪動了100尺，再次坐下來，準備再鑿一個洞的時候。再一次地，有個聲音説：
“冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！”
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
“FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE”
姑娘有點慌了，她將工具挪到最後這個點上，坐下來，拿起了她的螺絲鑽。再一次地，聲音響起：
“最～後～説～一～次！冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！”
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, “God, is that you?”
她終於承受不住了，叫了出來，“是你嗎？神？”
“NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK”
“不，我是這個曲棍球冰場的主人。”
A hippo lives in the zoo. I like him very much. I often go to see him. He often thinks of me, too. Today is Sunday. It is fine today. I go to see him again. After I leave the zoo, he follows me to my house. I give him lettuce, cabbages, bananas, apples and other food. He eats them up. When I sing songs, he stays in the pool. He is as quiet as a rabbit.
In the evening, he jumps onto my bed with me. My mum tells him to go home. He has to pack his bag and go back to the zoo. My mum lets me see him every week.
One day, the river a strange thing happened, a lot of people in the salvage of shishi drowning, but how also can not find. At this time, a man named xu xiake child said, as long as the river and go up, can find the stone lion. Shishi indeed found, everyone praised the intelligent child. He is grow up to be the great geographer and traveller xu xiake.
有一天，江邊發生了一件怪事，很多人在打撈落水的石獅，卻怎麼也找不着。這時，一個叫徐霞客的小孩説，只要溯江而上，就能找到石獅。果然石獅找到了，大家都讚譽這個聰穎的小孩。原來他就是長大後成為偉大地理學家、旅行家的徐霞客。
Hua tuo, characters, and the eastern han dynasty last years, The Three Kingdoms period of countries (now anhui recommend her county) people, is our country ancient famous therapists. Hua tuo invented “hemp boiling away”， is a kind of very effective general anesthesia, one thousand six hundred years earlier than western drugs, hua tuo's contribution to the world of medicine is enormous. Don't think hua tuo life down is offering, hua tuo to study medicine when I was young, experienced untold hardships.
華佗拜師學藝
華佗，字元化，東漢末年、三國時期沛國（今安徽亳縣）人，是我國古代著名的醫學家。華佗發明的“麻沸散”，是一種很有效的全身麻醉藥，比西方的麻醉藥要早一千六百年左右，華佗對世界醫學的貢獻非常巨大。不要以為華佗一生下來就是神醫，華佗小時候學醫，經歷了千辛萬苦。
An ant was drinking at a river. Suddenly he slipped, and fell into the water.
A dove took pity on him. She threw a small branch into the river. The ant seized the bough, and swam back to the shore.
A few days later, the ant saw a hunter aiming a gun at the dove. He bit the man in the foot man missed the shot, and the dove's life was saved. The dove felt very grateful. She made good friends with the ant.
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