My Girlfriend
I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls.
我交了一位新女朋友，雖然我不喜歡女孩。
I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls.
我沒有太多的錢，但是我給她買了珍珠。
I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flowers,
我總是不好意思，但我送她鮮花，
and talk on the phone every evening for hours.
每天晚上都要和她通好幾個小時的電話。
We go to the movies, and she gets to pick.
我們去看電影，她可以選擇。
She wants to hold hands, though it makes me feel sick.
她想手牽手，雖然這樣使我感到很不舒服。
She likes when I smell good, so I take a bath.
他喜歡我身上清爽的味道，所以我得洗澡。
I do what she asks me, and she does my math.
我做他要求我的事情，她教會了我的數學。
The teacher gave homework for Christmas.
聖誕節期間，老師佈置了作業，
We thought it must be a mistake.
我們認為那是非常的不妥。
She smiled when she said this assignment
當她佈置這個任務時面帶微笑，
would take up our whole winter break.
想佔據整個寒假。
Before we return from vacation
假期返回來之前，
we have to make sure it gets done.
我們必須確保作業完成。
It seems that our teacher must like us.
似乎我們的老師必須像我們一樣，
Our homework assignment? Have fun!
我們的家庭作業呢？玩的愉快！
i took myself out on a date
帶上自己去約會，
and said i'm looking grand,
我將去尋找酒店。
and when i got my courage up
當我鼓起勇氣，
i asked to hold my hand.
我要牽起自己的手。
i took me to a restaurant
我帶自己走進一個飯店，
and then a movie show.
電影正在播放。
i put my arm around me
我用自己的胳膊摟着自己。
in the most secluded row.
在最隱蔽處排着隊。
i whispered sweetly in my ear
我在自己的耳邊喃喃自語，
of happiness and bliss,
帶着快樂與幸福，
and then i almost slapped me
我幾乎要打自己，
when i tried to steal a kiss.
當我試圖竊取一個吻。
then afterwards i walked me home
之後，我便回家了。
and since i'm so polite
因為我非常有禮貌，
i thanked me for a perfect date
我感謝自己給了一個完美的日子，
and wished myself goodnight.
希望我自己晚安。
there's just one little problem
這僅僅只是一個小問題，
and it kind of hurts my pride.
它傷害了我的自大，
myself would not invite me in
我自己不會邀請我進來，
so now i'm locked outside!
所以我現在被鎖在了外面！
What does the bee do?
蜜蜂做些什麼？
Bring home honey.
把蜂蜜帶回家。
And what does Father do?
父親做些什麼？
Bring home money.
把錢帶回家。
And what does Mother do?
母親做些什麼？
Lay out the money.
把錢用光。
And what does baby do?
嬰兒做些什麼？
Eat up the honey.
把蜜吃光。
by C. G. Rossetti
O sailor, come ashore
啊！水手，上岸吧
What have you brought for me?
你給我帶來什麼？
Red coral ， white coral,
海里的珊瑚，
Coral from the sea.
紅的，白的。
never forget
your presence is a gift to the world.
you're unique and one of a kind.
your life can be what you want it to be
take it one day at a time.
focus on your blessings, not your troubles.
and you'll make it through what comes along.
have belief in your ability.
persist, have courage, be strong.
nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
the longer a problem is carried,
the heavier it gets.
don't take things too seriously.
live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
don't put limits on yourself.
your dreams are waiting to be realized.
don't waste time making excuses.
reach for your peak, your goal!
你的存在是獻給世界地一份厚禮
你是唯一的，是獨一無二的
你想要的生活能成為現實
日子要一天天的過
多關注好事，而不是煩惱
不論有什麼困難，你都能克服
相信你的能力
要有毅力、有勇氣，要身心堅強
焦慮最浪費精力
問題拖的越久
就變得越沉重
不要事事都太計較
過平靜的生活，不要活在悔恨之中
不要自我設限
你的夢想等着你去實現
不要浪費時間找種種藉口
攀登你的顛峯，追求你的目標
Imaginary Friend
想象中的朋友
I came to school today
今天我來到學校，
with my imaginary friend.
和我想象中的朋友一起。
When everyone said “hi” to him,
當每個人對他説“嗨”的時候，
I said, “He's just pretend.”
我説，“他只是假裝的。”
But no one seemed to notice,
但是似乎沒有人注意到，
which I thought was pretty weird.
我覺得很是奇怪。
It turns out he'd imagined me,
原來她扮演我的角色，
and, poof, I disappeared.
噗，我然後就消失了。
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